Let her drink her coffee, and nobody gets hurt.
She's had one too many Happy Meals.
He's a cat. Worship him.
Nobody loves him.
Don't mess with her.
Give him your milk money.
"The Adventures of Frank the Ninja Hamster" is a webcomic that Kerwin does in his spare time. The main character is a master-less ninja, Frank, that combats the forces of darkness in medieval Japan.